Conversations of Chloe.

I think this will be something new and fresh. I will update any interesting conversations between anyone with Chloe in this particular post. So in all, this post will be like a storybook of Jokes of Chloe made.

Chloe: I want milk!
Daddy: U want Barney make for you?
Chloe: (Paused for a few secs) Barney got no hand.
Daddy: Who say Barney got no hand?
Chloe: Barney got no FINGERS!
Mummy: Wow so smart! Haha..

Daddy want to play Angry Birds game on the iPhone while Chloe is playing her kiddy game.
Daddy: Mei mei, can I play Angry Birds?
Chloe: Ok, wait ah.
Chloe went to open the Angry Birds game, and holding on to the phone and..
Chloe: U think this one is angry birds?
Mummy laughed out loud, while Daddy is "fuming" with her cheekiness.
Daddy refused to answer and Chloe asked again.
Mummy: Daddy I think u better answer Yes.
Daddy: Yes Chloe.
Chloe: Ok, give u. (with a very SATISFYING FACE)
LOL.

Father in Law(FIL): 小公主.
Chloe: Why you call me xiao tu tu. (She do not know the meaning of little princess in chinese)
FIL: 小公主!
Chloe: Why you call me xiao tu tu again!
FIL: 小
Chloe: 小 (repeating after FIL)
FIL: 公
Chloe: 公
FIL: 主
Chloe: Why you call me pig!! (She tot she heard 猪!)
All laugh out loud.

Mummy: Chloe, faster sleep. Tomorrow Monday, Mummy need to go work.
Chloe: Why?
Mummy: If not, where got money buy you toys?
Chloe: Then Chloe go work, give you money. Can?
Mummy felt so touched. Haha.

At night before sleeping, we will usually talk a little and ask her questions.
Daddy: Mummy, you going to sleep soon?
Chloe: Mummy, you going to sleep soon?
Mummy: Think so.
Chloe: Think so.
Daddy: I think I got a parrot beside me.
Chloe: I think I got a pig beside me.
Mummy and Daddy: Zzzz..

Lights off. Then suddenly..
Daddy: Mummy, you see what she doing?
Mummy turned over: Oh, she pretending to massage and sayang you is it..
Daddy: Chloe, you go do on Mummy.
Chloe came over to Mummy.
Mummy facing the wall: Ooi, so ticklish. Don't want.
Chloe: Giggle. And lifted up Mummy's shirt again and sayang.
Mummy: Ooi! Chloe! Mummy don't want already.
Chloe: *laugh* I want ti ko peh you!
Daddy and Mummy burst out laughing.

Went scouting for a house, and we came across a masionette we like. Even Chloe. The very next day..
Chloe: Remember the house got stairs? I like.
Daddy: Do you like the house?
Chloe: Do you like the stairs??
Mummy and Daddy burst out laughing.. LOL.

Nai nai went outside to pot plants. Gate closed but not locked. Chloe went to take a bunch of keys, pretend to open the gate. The dog keep barking, looks like it wants to go out as well.
Dog: Woof!
Chloe: Wait.
Dog: Woof!
Chloe: Wait. Wait.
Dog: Woof! (very impatient already)
Chloe: WAIT!! (She is still meddling the keys at the gate, pretending)
Dog: WOOF! WOOF!!
Chloe: Can you wait pleaseeee!
At last the gate dunno why opened. She went out but kept the gate close a little.
Dog: Woof!
Chloe: Wait ah!
Chloe open the gate. Dog ran out.
Chloe came inside: Mummy, Nellie went into people's house.
Mummy: Then why you never run after her and catch her?
Chloe: (Give me the "WHY MUST I" look and kept quiet.)
Mummy: (zzz...)


Daddy: Chloe, daddy fat?
Chloe: Nod head.
Daddy: Mummy fat?
Chloe: Nod head.
Daddy: Chloe fat?!
Chloe: NO!!
Haha..


Chloe and Daddy playing puzzle. Chloe don't want to answer Daddy's question to which piece of puzzle next and keep purposedly pointing to the wrong puzzle.
Daddy: Chloe, which puzzle is below the girl?
Chloe: This one.
Daddy: Wrong, which puzzle is below the girl?
Chloe: This one.
Daddy: Wrong, I ask you again, which puzzle is below the girl?
Chloe: This one. Daddy: Ok we keep. Don't play already. Daddy want to go sleep. Very late already.
Daddy pretend to take off specs and sleep.
Chloe saw and no choice, keep the puzzle one by one.Sadly.
Daddy felt guilty.
Daddy: Chloe, are you angry?
Chloe kept quiet. Continue to keep her puzzle.
Daddy: Chloe, are you angry?
Chloe kept quiet. Continue to keep her puzzle.
Daddy: You angry hur?
Chloe kept quiet. Continue to keep her puzzle.
Daddy: Are you angry?
Chloe: No.
Daddy: Are you happy?Chloe: (Sad tone) Happy.
Daddy: How come you still sound so sad.
Daddy and Mummy laughed! Haha.


Chloe went on the train with Nai Nai. She sat down, immediately she took off her shoes and..
Chloe: AIYO! How come my feet so dirty!! Nai Nai faster give me wet tissue!
Opposite sat 2 Malay girls, kept on laughing. Nai Nai felt so embarrassed.
Next, Chloe took out Nai Nai's medicated oil and rub her stomach. Zzz..
More people sitting opposite laugh at her actions.
Lucky I wasn't there else I don't hide where. Chloe the superb auntie! Haha.


Mummy reached home after work.
Mummy: Chloe, have you eaten your dinner?
Chloe: Yes. (Nod head)
Mummy: You sure?
Chloe: (Nod head)
Mummy: Ok, I go ask Jie Jie. U better don't bluff me..
Mummy to Binti: Chloe eat already?
Binti: No lar, haven't.
Chloe: I haven't eat dinner!
Mummy: (Zzzz..)


Chloe wants to buy a Minnie Mouse soft toy.
Mummy: Do you have money to pay?
Chloe: Yes! (Stretched out her hand from her pocket and show me her imaginary money)
Mummy: (roll eyes) Ok. Later you give it to the auntie ok.
Reached the counter.
Po po: Where your money?
Chloe: (Again, take out her imaginary money from her pocket and put on the table)
Mummy: Ok going to be our turn already. So Chloe where the money?
Po Po: (pointed to the table) She put here already.
Mummy: OH MY GOD. Like that also can.


Chloe ran to Nai Nai room.
Chloe: Yes Mom.
Nai Nai: Huh?
Chloe: Yes Mom.
Nai Nai: (laugh out loud, realising she is imitating Binti the maid.)