Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Conversations of Chloe.

I think this will be something new and fresh. I will update any interesting conversations between anyone with Chloe in this particular post. So in all, this post will be like a storybook of Jokes of Chloe made.

Chloe: I want milk!
Daddy: U want Barney make for you?
Chloe: (Paused for a few secs) Barney got no hand.
Daddy: Who say Barney got no hand?

Chloe: Barney got no FINGERS!
Mummy: Wow so smart! Haha..


Daddy want to play Angry Birds game on the iPhone while Chloe is playing her kiddy game.
Daddy: Mei mei, can I play Angry Birds?
Chloe: Ok, wait ah.
Chloe went to open the Angry Birds game, and holding on to the phone and..
Chloe: U think this one is angry birds?
Mummy laughed out loud, while Daddy is "fuming" with her cheekiness.
Daddy refused to answer and Chloe asked again.
Mummy: Daddy I think u better answer Yes.
Daddy: Yes Chloe.
Chloe: Ok, give u. (with a very SATISFYING FACE)
LOL.

Father in Law(FIL): 小公主.

Chloe: Why you call me xiao tu tu. (She do not know the meaning of little princess in chinese)
FIL: 小公主!
Chloe: Why you call me xiao tu tu again!
FIL: 小
Chloe: 小 (repeating after FIL)
FIL: 公
Chloe: 公
FIL: 主
Chloe: Why you call me pig!! (She tot she heard 猪!)
All laugh out loud.

Mummy: Chloe, faster sleep. Tomorrow Monday, Mummy need to go work.

Chloe: Why?
Mummy: If not, where got money buy you toys?
Chloe: Then Chloe go work, give you money. Can?
Mummy felt so touched. Haha.

At night before sleeping, we will usually talk a little and ask her questions.
Daddy: Mummy, you going to sleep soon?

Chloe: Mummy, you going to sleep soon?
Mummy: Think so.
Chloe: Think so.
Daddy: I think I got a parrot beside me.
Chloe: I think I got a pig beside me.
Mummy and Daddy: Zzzz..

Lights off. Then suddenly..
Daddy: Mummy, you see what she doing?

Mummy turned over: Oh, she pretending to massage and sayang you is it..
Daddy: Chloe, you go do on Mummy.
Chloe came over to Mummy.
Mummy facing the wall: Ooi, so ticklish. Don't want.
Chloe: Giggle. And lifted up Mummy's shirt again and sayang.
Mummy: Ooi! Chloe! Mummy don't want already.
Chloe: *laugh* I want ti ko peh you!
Daddy and Mummy burst out laughing.

Went scouting for a house, and we came across a masionette we like. Even Chloe. The very next day..
Chloe: Remember the house got stairs? I like.
Daddy: Do you like the house?

Chloe: Do you like the stairs??
Mummy and Daddy burst out laughing.. LOL.

Nai nai went outside to pot plants. Gate closed but not locked. Chloe went to take a bunch of keys, pretend to open the gate. The dog keep barking, looks like it wants to go out as well.
Dog: Woof!
Chloe: Wait.
Dog: Woof!
Chloe: Wait. Wait.
Dog: Woof! (very impatient already)
Chloe: WAIT!! (She is still meddling the keys at the gate, pretending)

Dog: WOOF! WOOF!!
Chloe: Can you wait pleaseeee!
At last the gate dunno why opened. She went out but kept the gate close a little.
Dog: Woof!
Chloe: Wait ah!
Chloe open the gate. Dog ran out.
Chloe came inside: Mummy, Nellie went into people's house.
Mummy: Then why you never run after her and catch her?
Chloe: (Give me the "WHY MUST I" look and kept quiet.)
Mummy: (zzz...)


Daddy: Chloe, daddy fat?
Chloe: Nod head.
Daddy: Mummy fat?
Chloe: Nod head.
Daddy: Chloe fat?!
Chloe: NO!!
Haha..


Chloe and Daddy playing puzzle. Chloe don't want to answer Daddy's question to which piece of puzzle next and keep purposedly pointing to the wrong puzzle.
Daddy: Chloe, which puzzle is below the girl?
Chloe: This one.
Daddy: Wrong, which puzzle is below the girl?
Chloe: This one.
Daddy: Wrong, I ask you again, which puzzle is below the girl?
Chloe: This one. Daddy: Ok we keep. Don't play already. Daddy want to go sleep. Very late already.
Daddy pretend to take off specs and sleep.
Chloe saw and no choice, keep the puzzle one by one.Sadly.
Daddy felt guilty.
Daddy: Chloe, are you angry?
Chloe kept quiet. Continue to keep her puzzle.
Daddy: Chloe, are you angry?
Chloe kept quiet. Continue to keep her puzzle.
Daddy: You angry hur?
Chloe kept quiet. Continue to keep her puzzle.
Daddy: Are you angry?
Chloe: No.
Daddy: Are you happy?Chloe: (Sad tone) Happy.
Daddy: How come you still sound so sad.
Daddy and Mummy laughed! Haha.


Chloe went on the train with Nai Nai. She sat down, immediately she took off her shoes and..
Chloe: AIYO! How come my feet so dirty!! Nai Nai faster give me wet tissue!
Opposite sat 2 Malay girls, kept on laughing. Nai Nai felt so embarrassed.
Next, Chloe took out Nai Nai's medicated oil and rub her stomach. Zzz..
More people sitting opposite laugh at her actions.
Lucky I wasn't there else I don't hide where. Chloe the superb auntie! Haha.


Mummy reached home after work.

Mummy: Chloe, have you eaten your dinner?
Chloe: Yes. (Nod head)
Mummy: You sure?
Chloe: (Nod head)
Mummy: Ok, I go ask Jie Jie. U better don't bluff me..
Mummy to Binti: Chloe eat already?
Binti: No lar, haven't.
Chloe: I haven't eat dinner!
Mummy: (Zzzz..)


Chloe wants to buy a Minnie Mouse soft toy.
Mummy: Do you have money to pay?
Chloe: Yes! (Stretched out her hand from her pocket and show me her imaginary money)
Mummy: (roll eyes) Ok. Later you give it to the auntie ok.
Reached the counter.
Po po: Where your money?
Chloe: (Again, take out her imaginary money from her pocket and put on the table)
Mummy: Ok going to be our turn already. So Chloe where the money?
Po Po: (pointed to the table) She put here already.
Mummy: OH MY GOD. Like that also can.


Chloe ran to Nai Nai room.
Chloe: Yes Mom.
Nai Nai: Huh?
Chloe: Yes Mom.
Nai Nai: (laugh out loud, realising she is imitating Binti the maid.)

Thursday, March 18, 2010

It's been ages..

It's really been ages since I last updated the blog. I will continue to keep it alive!!

Let's talk about the little Chloe.. I guess she is not going to be termed as Little anymore, as there will be a new addition to our family by Oct this year.. Yes, I am expecting my second one, girl or boy? Not so sure.. and really unsure which I would prefer though I know Mr would definitely prefer a boy to make it a perfect pair. I hope it won't be disappointing what if the outcome is not what he wanted. Will I be sad too? Anyway after all, it's our own blood and flesh. Hope he/she will just be as cute as Chloe but a little less noti. It would be GREAT! Haha.

Chloe, she is now, erm.. 27 months old already. On and off she did go to school, but it was like so temporary, I always stop her classes like after a month trial.. I guess she must be the kid that goes to so many kinds of school and cannot stay long. But for sure, I really afraid of putting her in full day childcare anymore, just because of that very first time she got HFMD made me very heart pain. And after all, there is someone who can take care of her at home so why the need to go CHILDCARE. When I attended with her, it just make me felt like the kids are "dumped" there because parents need to go work, like so pitiful. So I imagine I "dump" Chloe there, I just felt like crying. So this choice is always a NO NO in future. Though yes, people tell me they can learn to be independant there, and alot of other things. But I don't seem so when I was there.. But anyways.. later on she went on a playgroup.. she attended on and off for about a month with my mum in law, there she quite like it, except for the fact she cannot stay there alone, she need my mum in law to accompany. A scared child. Haha. But though she attended the lesson on and off, very soon, I can say days she already master everything what the teacher teach especially the songs they sang.. new ones, as most of it she already learnt at home. Therefore, I stopped the classes as the teacher repeats what she does everyday.. for 3 years some said.
My next plan for her was to attend PAP playgroup at 30months which then they accept, I will try to accept PAP though wasn't what I wanted in the first place. I just want her to learn to go to school alone, and is just downstairs, easier for the NEW MAID to bring her down. And PAP is more academic and toys they played are more meaningful.. After which, next year Jan 2011, she will transfer to Jurong Calvary Kindergarten to continue her REAL studies there.. Nursery and so-on. I painstakingly, thick-skinned to ask for a place in that school which was said to be very good. Hope she will grow and "prosper" there.

And so, this is my plan for her. Hope it works out. Right now just headache on potty training her. She seemed to be scared of Shh and Poo. Though right now she does make a good step forward, takingoff her pants and sit on the potty. Previously was like wanted her life when we forced her to sit on it.. Way to go, CHLOE!

As well, now she is so hooked on my iPhone. Learning to take pictures, and playing games, watching ipod casts. She does really learn fast and master on her own. Who knows she might be cleverer than me in using it. Right now, she is learning a new song, Somewhere out there. Sounds so cute.. especially on the high notes.. LOL. Still waiting for the chance to record it down.. :)

So much for now.. Back to work.. Will update more in the next issue! Haha.